Start the weekend as you mean to go on with a limo transfer from the airport to your hotel. Your pretty English speaking guide will be waiting for you in the arrivals hall and will breeze you past the taxi queue to your own private limo. The champagne will be on ice and you'll look like rock stars as you cruise through the town before rolling up at your hotel.
If you really want to increase the rock and roll factor why not book a stripper to entertain you for the journey? Instead of just gazing out of the window you'll be gazing at a Slovakian sex kitten who will be shedding her clothes and rolling around inside the limo while you sit back, sip champagne and enjoy the show. Welcome to Bratislava!